If you follow me on twitter or facebook, you may already know this saga or else be a bit confused by posts you didn't understand. Here's the whole story.
Last Sunday morning Rowan woke up with a bead stuck on his finger; the kind of beads that have been around for decades and that you've probably seen everywhere. They look like this.

We tried water, soap, a bath, everything to slide it off. We cut the tip off so we could pour slippery soap down inside. No success. It was stuck. I had to go to church to lead the music, so Tom was left with strict instructions to take Rowan to an urgent care clinic or the E.R. if they couldn't get the bead off after a few more minutes. They couldn't.

At the urgent care, Tom says Rowan got lots of attention; the staff claimed it was the first time they had dealt with this particular "foreign object removal" task. They had to cut the toy lengthwise to get it off, and Rowan tells the tale in no uncertain terms. "The scissors were SO BIG!"
We are very relieved that the ordeal is over, and we have all learned an important lesson. It might be a different lesson for all of us. For me, it's "little boys are rascals!" For Tom, it might be "next time try the scissors yourself to save the trouble of going to the urgent care," and for Rowan it might be, "next time that happens, I should hide my hand under my shirt for days so nobody knows what I have done." Time will tell! ;-)